Jumping to Confusions

I'm Cat, the fat-plain one in my family. When I say fat I don't mean have-to-be-prised-out-of-a-hoola-hoop fat but when both your mother and sister are practically a size 6, it's hard not to feel like an elephant girl in comparison. Yes, you got that right. My mother is a size 6! I've even heard boys from my school saying that she's 'bloody hell, not bad for her age'. It's pretty gross, not to mention that she's almost the same age as my dad.

My twin sister, Tessa is drop-dead gorgeous and gets any boy she wants. I've lost count of how many guys have gone out with me just to get her number. Right now she's got her eye on this really hot American guy named Josh who just came to London and looks like he just came out of an Abercrombie and Fitch magazine.

Funny thing is that he doesn't seem that keen on Tessa. I haven't actually met anyone that doesn't fancy her, well not the straight ones anyway...

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