These are random interesting things my orchestra teacher, Mr. Dyvig has said, which the orchestra has labeled as "Dyvigisms". Here they are for your enjoyment, with little-to-no context whatsoever.
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Just as the title says :)
There may be some random PJO/HOO thing included as well
This was mainly just for fun, hope you find these as funny as I did <33