Spoof Series 2: Harry Potter - The Slayer - Wattpad

Story cover for Spoof Series 2: Harry Potter by crazygirlwhostalksu

Spoof Series 2: Harry Potter

crazygirlwhostalksu

Reads 16,636
Votes 640
Parts 20
Time 10m

Reads 16,636
Votes 640
Parts 20
Time 10m

crazygirlwhostalksu

Just another Harry Potter spoof thing...All Rights Reserved

20 parts

Sign up to add Spoof Series 2: Harry Potter to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Harry Potter One Shots by DracoDormiensMorsu

Does what it says on the tin. Some of these I wrote years ago and some of these I wrote last week. No smut

ᴀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴅ by gina_oyola_07

𝒜 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝐻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝐻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒜 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒽 𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝑒𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝑒𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉.

Harry Potter Oneshots by __AsahinaEma__

Oneshots from Harry Potter. Tom Riddle's era, Marauder's era, Golden trio era, Next gen. Requests are open✅ These are a bunch of stories in a story ** I do not own Harry Potter and any of its characters **

𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒-ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ɢʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ by prongslivesyoung

ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ғᴀɴғɪᴄ ʀᴇᴍᴜs ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴛᴡɪɴ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs, ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀ ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ʟᴜᴘɪɴ ᴛᴡɪɴs sʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ "ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ? ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs" ɪɴ ɴᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 𝟷𝟿, 𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟶, ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ʟᴜᴘɪɴ ʜᴀᴅ ʜɪs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛᴡɪɴs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴋɪɴᴅ, ᴍɪsᴄʜɪᴇғ, ᴏᴜᴛɢᴏɪɴɢ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀs sᴇᴠᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀs ʙɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ɢʀᴇʏʙᴀᴄᴋ, ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs. ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴛᴏ ʜᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ, ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ʏᴇᴀʀ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴘʀɪɴɢs ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀssᴜᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴇɴʏɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs, ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ʜɪᴅᴇs ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ, ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ ʟɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛʟᴀs ʟᴜᴘɪɴ, ʟɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛʟᴀs ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜ

𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘 | 𝐉.𝐅.𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 by Mariofallfandoms

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. " 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟓-𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟔. 𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞. [𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙾𝙲] [𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.] [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 14𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 2020] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 10𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 2021] [𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙹.𝙺. 𝚁𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘, 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 | 𝐴 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒 by VoldeysMissingNose

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟? 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠, 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 10𝑥 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟? - "𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑟!" "𝑁𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒." 𝑆𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑. "𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓𝑓." "𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑎𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡?" - "𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑." "𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑?" 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑. "𝑁𝑜, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑝?" - ☯︎︎"Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ, ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Oʀ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ? Hᴇʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʟғ ᴡᴀʏ."☀︎︎ -- 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙴𝚛𝚊 - 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚘

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 || 𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 by Schreecingalpaca

ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ 1940ꜱ, ʜᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛꜱ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴏꜰ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅʀʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ʜᴏꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡᴏ ꜱᴏᴜʟꜱ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇꜱꜱ-ᴛᴏᴍ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ, ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀɪꜱᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴡᴏᴏᴅ, ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱʟᴏᴡʟʏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ. ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ʀᴀʀᴇ ɢɪꜰᴛꜱ ʙʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜰɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ʙᴏᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ. ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴀᴛᴇꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴡɪɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜰɪᴀɴᴄᴇ. ᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ-ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀ ʀᴇꜰᴜꜱᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏɴᴇ. ʏᴇᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴛɪɢʜᴛᴇɴꜱ ɪᴛꜱ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ᴅᴇꜱɪʀᴇꜱ ɪɢɴɪᴛᴇ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡᴏɴ.

𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 {𝓭. 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝔂} by shiggyyyy

-✼- 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺. 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. -✼- warnings: -cussing -slight ooc -lowercase intended -will NOT be exactly like original plot -✼- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟐𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

☘︎𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓯 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭☘︎ II𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻II by Heather_Potter97

𝓗𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐘/𝐧 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧, 𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐀𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥...𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥... ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲...𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞...𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬.... ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀

ℓιℓу ρнσєвє ѕиαρє {ѕ. ѕєνєяυѕ} by shiggyyyy

"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ •ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ //❁// 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Harry Potter One Shots cover

ᴀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴅ cover

Harry Potter Oneshots cover

𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒-ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ɢʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ cover

𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘 | 𝐉.𝐅.𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 cover

𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘, 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 | 𝐴 𝐿��𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒 cover

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 || 𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 cover

𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 {𝓭. 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝔂} cover

☘︎𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓯 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭☘︎ II𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻II cover

ℓιℓу ρнσєвє ѕиαρє {ѕ. ѕєνєяυѕ} cover

Harry Potter One Shots

Does what it says on the tin. Some of these I wrote years ago and some of these I wrote last week. No smut