Spoof Series 2: Harry Potter
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"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ •ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ //❁// 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Gryffindor's princess
Astrid Orla Clearwater, Wizarding royalty and well known all over the world. You grew up listening to stories about the potters as they were your parents best friends. What happens when you find your best friend from when you were newborns, separated at two? Will the people Astrid has sacrificed everything to protect, do the same for her? Or will she be kicked to the side as if she was nothing. The story covers a few chapters of the earlier years as to why there isn't any smut or mature languages in the beginning. Those themes enter the chapter around fourth year and become stronger in fifth year. There's also different events in the book that don't happen in the actual movie or books! Please do give the book a shot 💌: multiple TW BODY IMAGE, ASSAULT, BLOOD ETC All rights reserved to Jk Rowling I do not own most of these characters Book; Years 1-5 Editing earlier parts‼️
𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘, 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 | 𝐴 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒
𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟? 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠, 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 10𝑥 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟? - "𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑟!" "𝑁𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒." 𝑆𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑. "𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓𝑓." "𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑎𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡?" - "𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑." "𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑?" 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑. "𝑁𝑜, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑝?" - ☯︎︎"Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ, ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Oʀ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ? Hᴇʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʟғ ᴡᴀʏ."☀︎︎ -- 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙴𝚛𝚊 - 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚘
𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 {𝓭. 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝔂}
-✼- 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺. 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. -✼- warnings: -cussing -slight ooc -lowercase intended -will NOT be exactly like original plot -✼- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟐𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎Abgeschlossene Geschichte
𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅║𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑
━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 | ❝𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅?❞ ▬▬▬▬ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･･ﾟ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 × 𝗈𝖼 ©𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝗈𝗒𝗎𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤1Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Delicate: Hogwarts Reader Oneshots
ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ, Stories with you and your favourite Harry Potter characters cause we all know we have one or more Harry Potter characters we're hopelessly in love with. I wrote the first few ones when I was bored AKA when I was in online classes. Enjoy! Started: February 28, 2021 Requests are currently closed:) Cover by the amazing @Lucifers_Voice_Box ᴵ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵐⁱⁿᵉ, ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ᵗⁱᵐᵉAbgeschlossene Geschichte
Harry Potter One Shots
Does what it says on the tin. Some of these I wrote years ago and some of these I wrote last week. No smutAbgeschlossene Geschichte
☘︎ 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓯 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭☘︎ II𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻II
𝓗𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐘/𝐧 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧, 𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐀𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥...𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥... ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲...𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞...𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬.... ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀
Harry Potter Oneshots
Oneshots from Harry Potter. Tom Riddle's era, Marauder's era, Golden trio era, Next gen. Started this at 15 and now I'm 19, so I'm sorry if the writing's a bit wonky on the first few chaps Requests are open✅ These are a bunch of stories in a story ** I do not own Harry Potter and any of its characters **
"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ •ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ //❁// 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎
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