Diary Of An Idiot (i.e. ME!!)

So one day I'm walking down this huge hallway ( I'm not kidding it was a huge one- that's whats she said!) and I walk in to this huge wall. now I know what you're thinking. Like a typical book the wall turned out to be a chest of a really built dude who ends up being my soul mate and blah blah blah. well, you're wrong! the wall is a wall! being my clumsy self i fell on the floor with a thud. hmm... i never knew floors were soft and warm especially in this weather. I heard some groaning underneath me and i looked down. Aw, shit... not HIM!