When an evil onion troll made Onion John's nipples red, white and blue, he had to find a way to change them back-- or he will be burned at the stake for witchcraft!
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When an evil onion troll made Onion John's nipples red, white and blue, he had to find a way to change them back-- or he will be burned at the stake for witchcraft!
He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear.
"Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A c...