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Funny Poems
Funny Poems
MiaHoover
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Reads
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MiaHoover
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Oct 04, 2013
All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
Funny Poems
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Haha Burn
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Friendship
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Alother stupid poem
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Santa
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Roses..
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
In a meeting
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Epic teacher
Fri, Oct 4, 2013
Roses
Mon, Oct 7, 2013
Bacon
Mon, Oct 7, 2013
I cannot
Mon, Oct 7, 2013
Old people
Mon, Oct 7, 2013
Ufo? Please come take all these stupid people back
Mon, Oct 7, 2013
Smart ass
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
Lazy
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
XD uh ohh
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
o.O
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
Science
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
...???
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
Im Preginate...!!!
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
Haha
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
-_-
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
O.O
Thu, Oct 10, 2013
Forever alone
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
CONGRADULATIONS!!
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
EPIC BREAKUP
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
Sorry i dont mean to offned anyone
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
Did you know...
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
I do this everytime
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
I speak cat... PROOF
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
OKAY BUISNESS TALKIN
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
diet
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
quick question
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
waiteress
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
dont loose your pens
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
Math
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
LOL
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
Drinkng and driving
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
sarcasim
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
True
Fri, Oct 11, 2013
Typical blonde... dont mean to offend anyone im blonde myself
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Chicken
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Yo mama jokes
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
More yo mamas
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
One more yo mama joke
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
I lied, one more, Promise
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
past tense
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
No offense blondes.
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
blonde joke #3-4 idk which number
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Im a great cook
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
My house or yours?
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Haha
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Studying
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
difference
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
11 yearolds on facebook
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
omfg
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
i do it all the time
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
note: this got me detention
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
forever alone song
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Whos imature now b*tch?
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
i dont see how you be hatin from outside the tub
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
Thank you
Mon, Oct 14, 2013
want you back
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
Messed up
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
Read imeditely
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
Rejected
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
forgotten
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
More rejections
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
Read this urgent!!
Mon, Oct 21, 2013
STEELERES RULE
Wed, Oct 23, 2013
Mom
Thu, Oct 31, 2013
Friends
Fri, Nov 1, 2013
Choclate
Fri, Nov 1, 2013
Death Tunnel
Fri, Nov 1, 2013
My Hart
Fri, Nov 1, 2013
My Prince Charming
Fri, Nov 1, 2013
Lazy people
Fri, Nov 8, 2013
...
Tue, Nov 26, 2013
Funny Jokes
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
3 horrible facts
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Dad
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
The reason
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Vacation
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Need
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
grape juice
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
My room
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Chewbacca
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Test
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Trust issues
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
The problem
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Feelings
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Read this upside down
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Difficult
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
oil
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
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Read this upside down
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
Difficult
Mon, Dec 16, 2013
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Mon, Dec 16, 2013
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