Pick-up Lines That Will Get You Nowhere
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Última publicación dom, oct 23, 2016
Need a break from cliché love stories and dramatic mystery and action-packed novels. Loosen up with these cheesy pick-up lines. They might not help you land a first date but I sure as heck hope they make you laugh.
*I am not responsible for any awkward silences or out-front rejections. You have been warned child*
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