The Exposing Book!
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Last published Thu, Oct 27, 2016
Saying you got all the boys after you but you look like Michael Jackson on that off the wall album ....
But that's not none of my business
This is a book about Calling people out on they bullshit.
Ok and here is a warning this is a DAMN JOKE!!
If you can't take a joke The GET YO ASS AWAY FROM HERE!!....
thank you
This will also include
Original caps lol so enjoy!
All of these caps are ones that I have made up!
Unless you have heard them before but as far as I know I made up most to maybe all if them! So read it!
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