The Exposing Book!
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Saying you got all the boys after you but you look like Michael Jackson on that off the wall album ....
But that's not none of my business
This is a book about Calling people out on they bullshit.
Ok and here is a warning this is a DAMN JOKE!!
If you can't take a joke The GET YO ASS AWAY FROM HERE!!....
thank you
This will also include
Original caps lol so enjoy!
All of these caps are ones that I have made up!
Unless you have heard them before but as far as I know I made up most to maybe all if them! So read it!
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