The Facebook Journal

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Ah, facebook, the place where you can post weird ass selfies of yourself, and everyone doesn't make fun of you for it, Or where you cna post a picture of your genitals, or even called people bad words, because it's considered 'kidding' or 'jking' on there!

Haha. So funny.

Amanda Stevens has never been one to fit in with the 'social' crowd, she never really cared about 'how cute Jackson Rivers' is, or how that one guy 'banged that chick like a jack hammer on overdrive', To her, it all just sounded like mumbo jumbo.

WEll, her bestfriend, Alexander Morgan, decided that it was time to put her pathetic excuse of a social life in his hands... So, he signed her up for a space age website that she had never heard of... Facebook.

BIZNICH, THINGS JUST GOT REAL!

Well, when the confrontation about the whole 'Signing me up for Facebook by force you one toucheed two faced donkey butt asshole!' went down, he persuaded *cough* Tied her up by the waist onto a chair then got onto her Facebook account for her *cough* She finally tried a common, social thing that others do.....

BIG MISTAKE AMANDA, BIG MISTAKE!11

While she was looking away, she accidentally posted the whole documentation of her secret journal/diary, onto her facebook home page.... (Btw, Alexander got the whole school to add her as a friend. ;]).

How does she confront this? Well, she crawls into her little 'emo corner' to die miserably for years to come....

Yup..Welcome to the facebook journal!

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Ta da.....