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Ongoing, First published Oct 05, 2013
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Sat, Oct 5, 2013
sober irishman
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
7 seconds
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
changing a man
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
super shy act
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
facebook
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
alarm clocks
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
attitude problem
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
"the bathroom"
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
caught sleeping in school
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
myspace, twitter, yahoo, google +facebook
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
brick
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
boy/girl
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
pretty today ugly yesterday
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
fish? :S
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
google
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
pepsi, coke, monoploy money
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
attention seeking
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
lazy rule
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
breaking news
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
facebook
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
seafood seefood
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
awakard
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
did you know??
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
creepy noises
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
bad memory
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
chocolate
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
awakard
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
"k"
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
4 legs and squeeks
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
homework no problem
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
awkward
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
challenge accepted
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
dear stupied cupid
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
true story
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
police *crackers*
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
TYPOS
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
can't cook
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
found you nose
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
buying condoms
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
athletic
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
high poilce
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
not shy
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
ROFL
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
awkard
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
lol
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
celeb mix up
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
classic line
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
teacher/student
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
joke no laugh yes
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
chuildren= accidents
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
dear freezer
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
test
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
sluts get owned
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
remote trouble
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
horny toaster
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
knife dance
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
low battery
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
army
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
"cool"
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
haters
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
sex= maths
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
guilty feeling
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
pretty cute
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
kid/teacher
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
dirty talk
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
2 pains
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
best feelings
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
serial killer
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
BREASTS, LEG AND THIGHS
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
gift
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
f**k me
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
marry him
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
Dear sluts
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
24/7
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
ha u flinched
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
bad breath
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
stop worrying
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
welcome
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
dying walrus
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
haters
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
doorknob/casino
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
confused not really
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
cock joke
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
rape
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
whatever
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
wwe joke
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
boy/girl
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
100%
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
good moms great moms
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
BOOBS
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
parking lot
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
busy
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
relationship
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
permission
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
best kind of kiss
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
95%
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
nerd?
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
google
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
poem competition
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
slinkies
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
laughing
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
short temper
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
hurricane
Sat, Oct 5, 2013
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