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မာန်ရဲ့ အကျဉ်းသား
"မင်းအစ်ကို လုပ်ခဲ့တဲ့ အပြစ်တွေအတွက်... မင်းရဲ့ အသွေးအသားနဲ့ ပြန်ပေးဆပ်ရမယ် မှူး!" အပြစ်မဲ့တဲ့ ကောင်မလေးတစ်ယောက်ဖြစ်တဲ့ 'မှူး' တစ်ယောက် သူမ အသက်ထက်ချစ်ရတဲ့ အစ်ကိုဖြစ်သူရဲ့ အမှားတွေကြောင့် သွေးအေးပြီး ရက်စက်လွန်းတဲ့ သူဌေးကြီး 'မာန်ရှိုင်းပြည့်' ရဲ့ လက်ထဲကို သားကောင်တစ်ကောင်လို သက်ဆင်းသွားခဲ့ရတဲ့အခါ...။ မာန်ရှိုင်းပြည့်အတွက်တော့ မှူးဟာ ကလဲ့စားချေဖို့နဲ့ သူ့ရဲ့ ကာမရမ္မက်တွေကို အားရပါးရ ပုံအောဖျက်ဆီးပစ်ရမယ့် 'လိင်ကျွန်' အရုပ်သက်သက်ပဲ။ သံကြိုးတွေခတ်၊ လှောင်ပိတ်ထားပြီး နေ့တိုင်း စိတ်ကြိုက် အဓမ္မ လိုးဆောင့်နှိပ်စက်နေတဲ့ မာန်ရှိုင်းပြည့်ရဲ့ အောက်မှာ မှူးတစ်ယောက် နာကျင်မှုတွေ၊ မျက်ရည်တွေနဲ့အတူ ငရဲဘဝကို ဖြတ်သန်းနေရရှာတယ်။ အပိုင်စိုးလိုစိတ် (Possessive) တွေ လွန်ကဲပြီး ရူးသွပ်နေတဲ့ ယောက်ျားတစ်ယောက်ရဲ့ အမှောင်ဆန်ဆန် ရက်စက်
The Sons of Destiny Keeps Chasing Me
Behind a Foolish Façade + Dual Soul in One Body + Competitive Love Chaos + Ambiguity without CP + Comedic and Abstract Drama King + All-Male virg*n Cast】 【Ending: Female Lead Becomes the Strongest!】 Xia Wantang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of male leads, becoming the cannon fodder saintess who dies right at the beginning. Luckily, she bound a card draw system-gaining the favor of Sons of Fate allows her to draw cards and grow stronger. She drew a card and obtained the Extreme Yin Demon Physique, bolting upright in a dying dream-turns out she's the lucky one! As she kept drawing and growing stronger, something started to feel off: I already tried to limit contact to avoid disaster, so why are these Sons of Fate still clinging to me? No way, I need to fake my death and run! After successfully faking her death and escaping the Cultivation Realm, and now living it up in the Upper Realm, all the Sons of Fate she once flirted with stubbornly followed her there: You flirted with me, don't think you can just walk away!
Knowing Xavier Hunt ✓
|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story || When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly ThurstonComplete
Ex-Husband Turned Boss (Original Version)
Down-on-her-luck Aubrey gets the job offer of a lifetime, with one catch: her ex-husband is her new boss. *** Aubrey Whitlock's life is turned upside down after her divorce, leaving her an unemployed, broke, and single 29-year-old. A chance meeting with her ex throws her for a loop again when he makes her an offer: come work with him as his assistant. Now a self-made billionaire, Bryce Roberts is just as infuriating-and good-looking-as he was the first time around. Their marriage was disastrous, but their chemistry is stronger than ever. Will they ever mend their relationship, or will it be nothing more than a heated game of seduction? And what will happen when Bryce discovers the secrets Aubrey has been keeping from him after all this time?Complete
Wed or Dead
Eliana Snow is a sweet, innocent young woman who's about to inherit the family fortune at age 21. Right now her parents' company, bank accounts, and estates are managed by the court-appointed trustee - Harvey Snow, an uncle who sincerely hates her. The feeling is mutual. Harvey is capable of anything. Even murder. The plot starts exactly six months before Eliana's 21st birthday. It's the moment when harassment becomes too much to handle. Eliana out of sheer desperation asks the mafia boss Rafael Vincenti for protection and to her surprise she receives a marriage proposal from him. At first, their relationship begins as a passionless business deal but it slowly grows into something more.Complete
Experience of Life
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Hired To Love
Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false conviction? ****** Henley Linden's brother is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, and she'll take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Soon, she's agreed to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for ten thousand dollars, so his mother will ease up the pressure on him to find a wife. But once Henley is enmeshed in Bennett's world, he falls for her, and she starts to have feelings for him as well. Despite her romance with Bennett, as she grows closer to the Calloways, Henley realizes they are somehow involved in her brother's conviction. Journeying deeper into a world of wealth and conspiracies, Henley is forced to rely on Bennett, though doing so could cost her everything. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]Complete
The Alpha King's Mate
"Y-your H-highness? I-i'm sorry b-but t-there m-must b-be a-a m-mistake..." A loud growl sounded through the whole ballroom causing me to start shaking and a whimper to escape my lips. This caused the King to stop growling. He pulled me to his chest and yelled out to the whole ballroom. "MINE!" Audrey is an Omega in the Rapid River Pack. Lucas is the Alpha King, Ruling over all and his own pack, The Moonlight Eclipse Pack. Audrey is beaten daily loosing all hope of every meeting her mate. Lucas just wants his mate but feels like she doesn't exist. What happens when the two meet at the Annual Lunar Eclipse Ball? Credits to @M_Rainberry for the amazingly wonderful cover!!!Complete
Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah I'd Adapt
You know the drill, dude dies and reincarnates with some op wishes. This time, what if the cursed technique was as broken as Mahoraga's adaptation? Can Naohiro surpass Mr. Nah I'd Win?
MINE (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)"
"Fuck what you heard, you're mine, you're mine Long as you know who you belong to"
The Beast
To the world he was a beast but for her he would do anything. He could have the world but all he wanted was her. They say the things we want most are the things we can't have. For she was so afraid of him that even the thought of him could have her running for the hills. Little did she know that she was the only one who didn't have to be afraid of him. Credits for the cover go to @Chatachino for the amazing cover.Complete
My Fake Boyfriend
When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...Complete
Falling for my Husband
She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.Complete
Ace
[COMPLETE][EDITING] Ace Hernandez, the Mafia King, known as the Devil. Sofia Diaz, known as an angel. The two are arranged to be married, forced by their fathers, joining the two Mafia's. But Sofia eventually learns, even the devil was once an angel. Cover by @alluringathena *This book is more of a romance book than Mafia book and I hope you enjoyyy*Complete
The Exiled Alpha | ✓
"It's like he's a different breed of werewolf. Something... beyond us." • • • Adrienne Gage has spent her entire life being shunned and punished for her mouthy attitude, and being loyal to a pack which doesn't deserve her loyalty. It's been a year since her last punishment, and she's been walking on eggshells to keep herself in the clear. But now, that's all being threatened to be taken away if she doesn't abide by what the Alpha's son wants; and that's her as his Luna. At the same time, terrified whispers are circulating around. Mentions of a tyrant Alpha looking for a new pack to conquer. Adrienne thinks nothing of everyone else's paranoia. That is until she finds herself half conscious and being dragged away deeper into the woods with canines around her neck. Highest Ranking #1 in Paranormal Highest Ranking #1 in Werewolf Highest Ranking #1 in Romance Cover made by @Silverless COMPLETEDComplete
ក្រដល់ឡប់ | Jake with members
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How To Be The Best Third Wheel
How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize WinnerComplete
Malabar Express || Ft. Ishman
uhmmm.... When a north indian meets south indian 👉🏻👈🏻 Delhi guy× Malayali guy👀💗 (I seriously don't know Malayalam and the translation might be wrong{it is wrong} soo.. yk [It's like Chennai express, but not completely the same])
Vampire's Pet
The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought In reality, we were all under their control. Castles spread out throughout our land, one landing in each city. Each castle varied in the number of vampires residing there, but all of them carried a Lord. The Lords were the ones in charge in every city, whether we liked it or not. The vampires often roam through the city, making sure that everyone was in order and no one stepped out of line. If you stepped out of line, you died, end of story. Even if the rich were still under their control, their lives were still better than the poor. The poorest lives held a much worse fate. The men were to be put to work as slaves, whether that meant serving a specific vampire, or just building their castles, they were slaves. The women were to be pets. Pets were the lowest rank you could have. They were forced into cages that were too small to stand in with collars around their necks. They spent their lives in pet shops, just waiting for the dreadful day that they'll be bought. They were treated like animals, trained into what their master wanted, and punished if they misbehaved. Those who were lucky enough to live through that, we're to be slaughtered for their blood at age twenty-five in an act to make sure that our population would stay steady. I was born into this world. Born into this world full of blood-sucking monsters. Except, I was one of the lucky ones. Was. It all ended for me when I was 12, when I was taken away from the last bit of hope and family that I had left. Ever since then, I've lived in a cage, just rotting away, waiting, dreading for the day that some monster would make me his. This is my life. I am a pet. ~~~ Cover by: @mshacakeComplete
( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)
( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)
"မင်းအစ်ကို လုပ်ခဲ့တဲ့ အပြစ်တွေအတွက်... မင်းရဲ့ အသွေးအသားနဲ့ ပြန်ပေးဆပ်ရမယ် မှူး!" အပြစ်မဲ့တဲ့ ကောင်မလေးတစ်ယောက်ဖြစ်တဲ့ 'မှူး' တစ်ယောက် သူမ အသက်ထက်ချစ်ရတဲ့ အစ်ကိုဖြစ်သူရဲ့ အမှားတွေကြောင့် သွေးအေးပြီး ရက်စက်လွန်းတဲ့ သူဌေးကြီး 'မာန်ရှိုင်းပြည့်' ရဲ့ လက်ထဲကို သားကောင်တစ်ကောင်လို သက်ဆင်းသွားခဲ့ရတဲ့အခါ...။ မာန်ရှိုင်းပြည့်အတွက်တော့ မှူးဟာ ကလဲ့စားချေဖို့နဲ့ သူ့ရဲ့ ကာမရမ္မက်တွေကို အားရပါးရ ပုံအောဖျက်ဆီးပစ်ရမယ့် 'လိင်ကျွန်' အရုပ်သက်သက်ပဲ။ သံကြိုးတွေခတ်၊ လှောင်ပိတ်ထားပြီး နေ့တိုင်း စိတ်ကြိုက် အဓမ္မ လိုးဆောင့်နှိပ်စက်နေတဲ့ မာန်ရှိုင်းပြည့်ရဲ့ အောက်မှာ မှူးတစ်ယောက် နာကျင်မှုတွေ၊ မျက်ရည်တွေနဲ့အတူ ငရဲဘဝကို ဖြတ်သန်းနေရရှာတယ်။ အပိုင်စိုးလိုစိတ် (Possessive) တွေ လွန်ကဲပြီး ရူးသွပ်နေတဲ့ ယောက်ျားတစ်ယောက်ရဲ့ အမှောင်ဆန်ဆန် ရက်စက်
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