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HOW TO: TRIGGER SOMEONE!!!

NathanielBannister

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NathanielBannister

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TRIGGERED, a new word added to the english language, that basically means to make someone angry. Or simply...to piss them off. In this book, I am going to make humorous, and legit ways on how to trigger someone. 
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY! Just have a good time reading these ridiculous scenarios I write down to entertain you guys. 
And please, if you have any suggestions, leave them in the comments! And you'll earn a shoutout! 
Please Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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Here you are, in front of the work of nearly three years of my life. To put it in the fewest words possible: this is a story about a Math teacher who is addicted to marijuana. In the thirty chapters of the story, I pit him against the most ridiculous situations I could think of, which sort of makes the whole thing comical. However, it has changed over the years, so chapters tend to differ from each other. Can't really say much more before you get into it, maybe at ten chapters or so you'll have developed an objective point of view about Fishy and his misadventures. The whole story has already attracted great reviews: „It's not a good idea to make a story about a real-life person being a drug addict, when in fact he isn't" ~Mom „The first three chapters of this story are to be flushed down the toilet, but it gets mildly interesting later on" ~Little sister „This shit's fucking amazing" ~Goldy irl As you can see, there's no reason for you not to spend an hour or two of your life and give this thing a read. Maybe you'll find some inspiration for your own work, who knows...

Basilisk..... Oh hell yeah! Come to papa! by Chimera_Regarion

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Fishy's Adventures

Here you are, in front of the work of nearly three years of my life. To put it in the fewest words possible: this is a story about a Math teacher who is addicted to marijuana. In the thirty chapters of the story, I pit him against the most ridiculous situations I could think of, which sort of makes the whole thing comical. However, it has changed over the years, so chapters tend to differ from each other. Can't really say much more before you get into it, maybe at ten chapters or so you'll have developed an objective point of view about Fishy and his misadventures. The whole story has already attracted great reviews: „It's not a good idea to make a story about a real-life person being a drug addict, when in fact he isn't" ~Mom „The first three chapters of this story are to be flushed down the toilet, but it gets mildly interesting later on" ~Little sister „This shit's fucking amazing" ~Goldy irl As you can see, there's no reason for you not to spend an hour or two of your life and give this thing a read. Maybe you'll find some inspiration for your own work, who knows...