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HOW TO: TRIGGER SOMEONE!!!

NathanielBannister

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NathanielBannister

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TRIGGERED, a new word added to the english language, that basically means to make someone angry. Or simply...to piss them off. In this book, I am going to make humorous, and legit ways on how to trigger someone. 
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY! Just have a good time reading these ridiculous scenarios I write down to entertain you guys. 
And please, if you have any suggestions, leave them in the comments! And you'll earn a shoutout! 
Please Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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