HOW TO: TRIGGER SOMEONE!!!
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Last published Sun, Jan 21, 2018
TRIGGERED, a new word added to the english language, that basically means to make someone angry. Or simply...to piss them off. In this book, I am going to make humorous, and legit ways on how to trigger someone.
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY! Just have a good time reading these ridiculous scenarios I write down to entertain you guys.
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