Not Twilight (a parody)
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Last published Mon, May 26, 2014
About 2,000 things I was absolutely positive. Only three of them actually have to do with this story.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, I'm pretty sure he could get me Dracula's autograph. And third, he somehow doesn't like candy.
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