A Pile of Lemons. (???X???)

I've officially given up morals and am now just going to write sexual stories that I think up on the spot. I'll update this whenever I think of a new story, and quick disclaimer: All the stories are probably either gonna be straight or lesbian. Now, I ain't no homophobe, I just ain't puttin' dick n' dick together, y'know? MissmewiththemDanandPhilyaoirecommendations. Anyways, enjoy what weird things pop up in my head. Also: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE LEMONS (smut stories), SIMPLY DO NOT READ THIS AND LOOK AWAY. NO NEED TO RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US, YE JESUS FREAK. Have a nice day.