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How to be a bitch 101

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((Discontinued))((completed))PG13 for swearing. For all you people looking for a book that will teach you how to be a bitch, keep looking soon-to-be-bitches. This book is a point of view from a girl teenager and her life is surrounded by, guess... bitches. Anyway, other than that, her life is pretty good. She just needs to call the bitch-exterminators. So please read. Follow. Comment. Vote. Love all you wonderful people!
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