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*WARNING*: Foul Language, you have been warned!

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 He texted me back!


   I just can't believe it! Because who

 would've thought HE of all people,

 Mitchell Greyson, would ACTUALLY

 read his messages, let alone REPLY

 to some dumbass girl who just sent

 the message, out of nowhere

 because her bratty-tat-tat sister

 doesn't know how to keep her hands

 to herself!!!

   I'm just . . . speechless.

   No words can describe how I'm feeling right now.

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   Meet Sareena Johnson, of Palmore Jr. High, and then, if you don't mind, look to your right and you'll most likely see a cluster of teenage-fangirls clammered around the biggest pop-sensation of the year.

   Now, let me mind you, Mitchell Akio Lee Greyson is his name, and being a playa is his game, but would a rather *random* text message change his lifestyle all together, and possibly make him MOVE all the way to . . .

   . . . you'll never guess . . .

   DING! DING! DING! You got it! To Palmore, where he meets this "interesting" girl who just happens to be the one who texted him. 

   But, as luck would have it, it's just fair that Sareena gets named the Homecoming Queen and for Mitchell, Homecoming King.

   Let's just see how this turns out, shall we?

(Ok, I am currently working on the next part and it is taking 4eva, Ik but I'm trying.... I am stupid, so I'm not really surprised TBH... I don't know if it's like a writers block thing or what cuz I feel completely blocked from the smartest side of my brain so we'll see how long this actually takes me LMMFAO)Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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Last Summer || Damon & Brylan

❝𝙎𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨𝙩.❞ I finally snap, this whole time I thought it was in my head but I was wrong. Everyone was right about him. "You're not listening to me Brylan." He begs but I don't care for it. I don't 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to care for it. Taking another step back I need a breather from him but he doesn't allow it. Stepping into me he acts as if he'd die if he where to let me go. Reaching out I feel him grab my upper arm and that's when I lose my shit. "Get the 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 away from me!" Catching him off guard he lets go in shock. Taking another step back, this time he doesn't try to fill the space, he just stares. - Dating your sister's older brother sounds like something straight out of a romance novel. As someone who experienced it I can tell you right now that it is. Well, it was. Ever since he moved states for university it was as if a brick wall was built between us. I still love him but it doesn't feel the same. It's hard to explain how gutting it feels to watch your relationship with someone you love change, but you're too far to do anything about it. Unless 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 changed and it's all in my head. Maybe I'm the only one who sees it. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 the things people have been saying is finally getting though to me.