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*WARNING*: Foul Language, you have been warned!

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 He texted me back!


   I just can't believe it! Because who

 would've thought HE of all people,

 Mitchell Greyson, would ACTUALLY

 read his messages, let alone REPLY

 to some dumbass girl who just sent

 the message, out of nowhere

 because her bratty-tat-tat sister

 doesn't know how to keep her hands

 to herself!!!

   I'm just . . . speechless.

   No words can describe how I'm feeling right now.

**************************************

   Meet Sareena Johnson, of Palmore Jr. High, and then, if you don't mind, look to your right and you'll most likely see a cluster of teenage-fangirls clammered around the biggest pop-sensation of the year.

   Now, let me mind you, Mitchell Akio Lee Greyson is his name, and being a playa is his game, but would a rather *random* text message change his lifestyle all together, and possibly make him MOVE all the way to . . .

   . . . you'll never guess . . .

   DING! DING! DING! You got it! To Palmore, where he meets this "interesting" girl who just happens to be the one who texted him. 

   But, as luck would have it, it's just fair that Sareena gets named the Homecoming Queen and for Mitchell, Homecoming King.

   Let's just see how this turns out, shall we?

(Ok, I am currently working on the next part and it is taking 4eva, Ik but I'm trying.... I am stupid, so I'm not really surprised TBH... I don't know if it's like a writers block thing or what cuz I feel completely blocked from the smartest side of my brain so we'll see how long this actually takes me LMMFAO)All Rights Reserved

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The Bad Boy Saw Me Naked

"Let's make a deal." He offers. There is no way in hell that I will make a deal with the devil himself. "I--" but before I could say anything else he pushed me against the side of his car, "I won't show the video of you dancing around your room naked if, you agreed to be my fake girlfriend." Saying that I was shocked was an understatement. He wants to make me his fake girlfriend? Why Me? "Excuse me?" I ask, attempting to push him away. "You heard me. I want you to be my fake girlfriend." He said as his lips smashed into mine. Before I could do anything he pulled away. He walked to the driver's side of his car. He looked back at me and winked. "Think about it." He smirked. ***** Reed Summers is the type of girl you walk past in school. The girl you never notice. The girl who prefers reading fictional books in her room every night rather than being out partying like her two Best friends. She prefers to listen to bands than listen to crappy music by Justin Bieber. She's the girl who would rather watch YouTubers all day rather than be out shopping with her friends. And she would like to keep it that way. It's Reed's last year of high school or in her words her last year of hell. Nobody really noticed her, well, except for her two best friends and boyfriend and she is planning on keeping it that way. But then her new neighbor A.K.A Mr. Bad Boy sees her dancing in her room butt naked. That's not even the worst part, the worst part is that he actually "recorded" everything. Throw in some jealous ex-girlfriends, some typical high school queen bees, pizzas, coffee, blackmailing, a lot of food, a youtube marathon, anxiety attacks and what have you got? Complete and utter chaos. And how did this happen, if you may ask? Because The Bad Boy Saw Me Naked.