You.

(Human erisol) (Highschool au)

"So, will you do it?"

"Do what?" Sollux peered over his glasses at the brunette before him.

"You know what, Captor. Will you be my fake date to this prom so I can shove it in Fef's face?"

Sollux blinked. Once. Twice. Three times before totally processing what Eridan said. What he was asking was jealous, cruel, and completely asinine. Sollux didn't think Eridan could be a bigger asshole, yet, but he proved him wrong. This idea was terrible, sickening even.

"I'll do it. "

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How Sollux got roped into this fake date was a question he found himself pondering on quite a bit, lately. Sollux was a good kid, geeky, had a good social life, and fairly attractive. So when he attracts the attention of Eridan Ampora's girlfriend, he knew he was in for hell, but...never this. Never, did he imagine going on a fake date to piss off the one girl he had eyes for, with his mortal enemy. With deadlines, and parties, and family issues all coming up, Sollux is up to his neck, and Eridan is only dunking him under. Can he manage to work around everything? And will this fake date be anything more than that, fake?