funny jokes - MagicBookNerd - Wattpad

Story cover for funny jokes by MagicBookNerd

funny jokes

Reads 324
Votes 6
Parts 17
Time <5 mins

Reads 324
Votes 6
Parts 17
Time <5 mins

amazing awesome cool fun funny random super

here are 100 funny jokes
I'm horrible at jokes but some of them are actually pretty good hope you like it




might do a part 2All Rights Reserved

amazing awesome cool fun funny random super

Table of contents

17 parts

Sign up to add funny jokes to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

{Not so} Daily whines by calumandco

some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of Wattpad with that are in fact 100% true some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not so sit back, relax, and enjoy the disastrously planned show don't forget to leave a cute comment on the way out ;) -L

UGLY secret wife of Mr. Zhang by SACHA_YATES

𝐀𝐧 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 20-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞, 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 36-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬. 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬?

The Dark Poems In My Head by BookOfSpecialThings

This is those little whispering poems that weasel their way into my wonderful brain. Don't know how this'll turn out, but, you know how it goes! Lets try something new! It is mature because some of this shit is bad! Extremely! Not sexual, but words and phrasing. (Completed. It has 100 parts, and even more poems. Please be careful if you read this. Some are bad, to be blatant. But still, trigger warning.)

My Bad Puns And Jokes by TheGirlOfNerdGaming

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒. ᵈᵃˡˡᵃˢ ʷⁱⁿˢᵗᵒⁿ by w1Idfl0w3r

𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙎 ⁻ⁿᵒᵘⁿ⁻ 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥－𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘺 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴， 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘭𝘦， 𝘺𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸， 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 - 𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐤, 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ⚘ 𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮!𝘰𝘤

𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 :: 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴 by tulsatales

𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗶𝗿𝗰𝗹𝗲𝘀

𝐅𝐈�𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 / 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 :: 𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴 by tulsatales

❛ 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲...❜ started :: 3.13.22 finished :: 7.10.22

𝐃𝐄𝐉𝐀 𝐕𝐔 :: 𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴 by tulsatales

❛ 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. ❜

You may also like

Slide 1 of 8

{Not so} Daily whines cover

UGLY secret wife of Mr. Zhang cover

The Dark Poems In My Head cover

My Bad Puns And Jokes cover

𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒. ᵈᵃˡˡᵃˢ ʷⁱⁿˢᵗᵒⁿ cover

𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 :: 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴 cover

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 / 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 :: 𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴 cover

𝐃𝐄𝐉𝐀 𝐕𝐔 :: 𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴 cover

{Not so} Daily whines

some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of Wattpad with that are in fact 100% true some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not so sit back, relax, and enjoy the disastrously planned show don't forget to leave a cute comment on the way out ;) -L