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Reads 98
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humor nurseryrhymes poetry slam

Here's a fun little piece, or collection of pieces I made I while back as a class assignment, actually, It's so much fun though I thought maybe it'd make you guys smile. I was asked to modernize something classic, nobody told me that nursery rhymes aren't classic, so I did this.All Rights Reserved

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