Fire Fire
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Ongoing, First published Oct 27, 2016
Hello my name is Susan Fife or as my fam call me on the streets the Cilet Bang slut. I am a manny with a fanny and I was born and raised cannibal. I am here to tell you about my mediocre life. 

I grew up in Camden London and had two loving parents. There was my dad Sean Walsh and my mother Stumpy Mcstumperson. They split up when I was 16 because my mum shagged mr chopchop then moved to Spain with Javier. I no longer get along with my mother she's a snake in the grass and as far as I'm concerned she can go and shit in my garden. As for my dad I'd sell his soul to the devil for a chicken nugget.
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