Anger Management written by Emma the Guide

Some say that anger is easily releived with peaceful, serene locations or relaxing music. All I can say is that with my fake diploma I know that this is in fact not true. My fake PHD was earned through many years or school (or five minutes with paper and some glue. Whatever works). I was not lazy in that long period of time. (Again, five minutes. That's so long isn't it?) I learned some effective (hopefully) and only semi-painful (I think) in some scenarios. See the foreward for the information about legal authenticity.