Sarcastic? ME? NEVER!!!
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Last published Thu, Dec 28, 2017
Just a book of sarcastic and snarky comments and comebacks.
If you use one please tell me the story I'd love to hear it so I can have a good laugh at someone else's expense because I'm a good person like that...
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