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Sarcastic? ME? NEVER!!!

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Parts 22
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Reads 1,911
Votes 126
Parts 22
Time 6m

sarcastic snarky

Just a book of sarcastic and snarky comments and comebacks.
If you use one please tell me the story I'd love to hear it so I can have a good laugh at someone else's expense because I'm a good person like that...



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