The Random Chronicles Book 1
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Last published Mon, Jan 30, 2017
Hey peeps. I finally have the internets so I can share my random with the world. If you read this book and be totally random too, then we will quickly achieve total worldwide RANDOMNESS! These are quick fun and random things to make you think, laugh, and totally boost your mood. I won't spend that much time making this, but I guarantee it will be super fun!!!!! And it will probably end up containing a bunch of weird Doctor Who stuff I find....
READY,
SET,
RANDOM!!!!!!!!!
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