Bursting at The Seams

So here I am, 23 years old, with a masters degree I can’t facilitate. What am I? Bored! I’m lost, I’m looking for something that’s taken me 23 years of searching, and I still haven’t found it! So, in conclusion, I’m telling you the story of me. This; this is the story of my 3 years running around trying to find this... this thing. I didn't know what it was I was looking for, and I had no idea where to find it.
So, naturally; the first place I looked was in the middle of a funnel. A tornado to be exact.