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The Linguistics of a Canine Dork's Eccentricity

ChimeraEyesLizzy

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Reads 30
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Parts 7
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ChimeraEyesLizzy

dumb friendship heck secret-agent vampire werewolf

Just a dumb story about a werewolf Princess, the man she loves, that other dude who won't leave her alone, her new vampire friend and her roommate who dreams of becoming a popstar. Please don't shoot me. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever written.


I don't own the song at the end nor do I own "Soldiers of Love".

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