Zodiac Adventures ✔️

No one reads these so I'll just list off a few inside jokes you'll only understand if you read this:

-Stupid Idiot monkeys

-Closer by The Chainsmokers

-fabulous

-Moncer (Monster Cancer)

-Libby

-#StopBullyingVirgo

-#StopDefendingVirgo

-Best friend Capricorn

-Best friend Hydra

-Gemini's Trumpet

-Taurus' sunglasses

-Poor Volans

-Don't trust Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius or Aquarius to do anything, ever

-Wifey

-Bro squad

-cheesecake

-Taurus vs Virgo

-Scorpio's notebook

-Trouble maker squad

-Capricorn and Pisces are the only "normal" ones

-Too many cliff hangers

-Aquarius stop singing

-Cheesy Saggi

-Scorpio's secret lair

-everyone acts like they're on drugs. I am dead serious

-Silly string and glitter wars

-everyone is probably bi

-Why does everyone flirt with Capricorn and Libra?

-what is logic and common sense? There's clearly none of that in this book

-Virgo, Aquarius and Leo can't sing

-Virgo writing a book (Vincent Virgo)

-the maze

-WHAT ARE GENDER ROLES?!?

-Crossdressing is perfectly normal

-Boys wearing dresses suddenly become x10 prettier than the girls. Don't question the logic

-Aquarius is a pretty girl

-so is Leo

-50 roles of Gemini

-Pisceo and Gemliet

- "so, you know french, yet you still don't know how to turn on the tv"

-The chapter where Lyra has to hunt down the zodiacs

-Libra, Aquarius and Virgo's strange yet close friendship

-Scorpio and chocolate

-The girls hate pink, the boys love it

-Aquarius vs Antlia

(Started October 30 2016)