Jokie Jokes!
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Last published Sun, May 20, 2018
A book full of all the (admittedly lame) stuff that makes me laugh!
Full of everything from passive aggression and sarcasm to cute and cuddly animals!
I don't take credit for all the jokes in the book.
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