Funny Poems
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Oct 30, 2016
From poems about fictional characters to vulgarity, this story is where the dumb ideas for poems go. Rated mature, but it'll be immature 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.
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