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Le Joke Book

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Rib-cracking Jokes by heirneeee

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Living With The Bad Boy by Single2mingle17

WARNING ⚠️ This book I am not proud of and I could have done better. In my opinion it's kinda bad but be my guest to give it a shot and find out yourself! Valentina Jones She's beautiful. She's sweet. She's sarcastic. She's a bundle of joy in the morning (note the sarcasm.) She already has her 3 best friends that have been by her side since day 1 in kindergarten. Sammy, her sarcastic bossy caffeine craved best friend. Nichole, her sweet loving, generous (but can be bitch if you mess with the wrong side of her) best friend. Dylan, her 100 percent not a doubt, not afraid to show it always messing and causing trouble with Sammy gay best friend. Living only with her mom because her dad abandoned them when she was very young to raise a child with another women. Not a nerd but not a bad ass. To sum it all up your moody good girl. Jayden Stone Girls dream to be with him. Guys wish they were him. He's handsome. Drool worthy in fact. Is said to have fucked the whole girl population. He even managed to fuck a taken lesbian. With his brown hazelnut styled hair. His perfect face sculpture. His well defined muscles that could make a famous street fighter jealous (that aren't so huge that it's just ugly). With his 2 best friends they rule and run the school with him. Tristan, Funny and adorable. Lucas (Luke), more serious but also jokes around a lot. All of them players and handsome. To sum it all up, your heartless bad boy. But what happens when something comes up that makes Valentina have to live with The bad boy? Both with a past. Both with high walls built in. Both wearing a mask of secrets behind their mischievous eyes. Walls will be broken. Hate and love will explode. Secrets shall be shared. What will happen? What are they hiding? What is life like with the bad boy? Read to find out!

I DON'T KNOW by ImagesMayInspire

This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~C

Welcome to Hell Boys ✔ by Nadineat2

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

My Overprotective Brothers by hethron

For my entire life my older brothers have treated me like I am a fragile baby and they still do. Some of it is for their amusement and some of it is because they are just way too overprotective. There are five of them and one of me, not to mention they are all older, so there isn't much I can do about any of it. Elijah is my oldest brother at 22 and my second oldest brother Easton who is 20. My third oldest brother is Henry and is in his second year of college. Alexander, who goes by Alex, is 15 minutes older than his twin Miles and they are both 17 and are in their first year of college. Then finally I am 15, the youngest brother and am in high school in year 10. My Brothers are super overprotective and treat me like I am a small child and It does not help that I look like I am 12 and am super short. I've got this messy dark brown hair that never cooperates, along with these big brown eyes that seem to make me look even younger. Which does not help my case for my brothers to treat me like I am older. Then my parents are super rich and constantly working so I only see them on holidays so my brothers have raised me. This is my life as the younger brother of 5 brothers. Highest Ratings: #3 Teasing #156 Humor #28 Overprotective #17 Olderbrothers #11 Pranks #36 Brothers #242 Gay

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His Oreo Princesa by SarcasticallyWitty

[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Hi." Kyla smiles nervously. "Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervously. The boys and I share a roll of the eyes. I sneak a look at the teacher in charge of detention and find him asleep. I get out of my seat and walk over to Cole and Kyla. "Yo! Hi, hi, how are you? How are you? Now kiss!" I grab the back of each of their heads and smash them together and back away as they lock lips. They freeze, both of their eyes wide open, before they relax and start kissing eachother passionately. Cole put his hands on her waist and Kyla wraps her arms around his neck. "YASSS!" Reese shrieks as he lifts me up in the air, hugging me. "You did it lil' sis! Your got Cola to kiss!" "I'm older than you!" "The plan worked!" Kayden cheers, high fiving me. "Of course the plan worked." Nate says in a 'duh' tone. "Storm came up with it." *~* Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams is just a normal girl who attends high school and loves sports. She has a best friend since kindergarten and an amazing family. Did I mention she's a quadruplet? With three other brothers? And her brothers' best friend has been her mortal enemy since, well...forever? Whatever, it's not like anything can go wrong when Summer-Storm, her brothers, her enemy and her best friend are all together, right? WRONG! *~* (THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA'). Book series: BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore

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Funny Stories by TheBeautyInside1011

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LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT by OverTunned

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undeniable by xxjust_peachyxx

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Rib-cracking Jokes

Hi! Hey!! Hello!!! It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'll like to laugh your boredom out loud. This wattpad book is full of nothing but Rib-cracking jokes. Read and laugh out loud.