Oops! I Shat Myself In KFC!
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Nov 1, 2016
I was enjoying a Northern Michigan vacation but hadn't moved my bowel for four days....
Oh well, I ended up shitting my pants in KFC.
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