Jokes and Puns
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Hi! I decided to make this book because I'm always in awkward situations where I don't know what to say. But since I'm more of a jokester type, my natural instinct is to crack a joke. Problem is...
My jokes are terrible T_T
Anyways, I thought I could make this book to help myself or any other people who suffers from this same conundrum :)
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Mfm→Selever
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Next person after next, waiting for my shift to end. I call the next person in line over to me and start with my normal greeting as well as "do you have rewards?" His voice was familiar, but I couldn't quite pinpoint it. -------------- dream x reader (she/her, fem!) reader's pov at all times unless specified otherwise spotify playlist based on this book: (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Kp0kUO9HDkGd2k0458bsP?si=YMTxOCmAQGqtdyhrtPf4YQ&utm_source=copy-link)
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