Harry Potter: Quotes, Facts and Jokes
- Reads 89
- Votes 5
- Parts 5
Hi guys ToniaNacc here,
This book is basically all Harry Potter!! There are quotes, jokes, facts and of course random stuff on Harry Potter and the Golden Trio! I hope you guys enjoy the book!!
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Harry x ?
(I HARDLY GET CHANCE TO WRITE ANYMORE SO IM SORRY IF THIS SEEMS A SHORT ONE!!) These are all just some random oneshots that I came up with on the spot :) If you have requests then please comment but there is no guarantee that I will complete them. (Btw they are all mostly smut 🤭) Enjoy!Complete
Potter simp- A HP fanfic
Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!Complete
𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙧
ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴᴍᴀʟꜰᴏʏ34 ᴅʀᴀᴄᴏ ᴍᴀʟꜰᴏʏ ᴛʀɪʟᴏɢʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋ 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋ 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙧 ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈComplete
Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Complete![𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 || 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 [ON HOLD]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/158441706-256-k219098.jpg)
𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 || 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 [ON HOLD]
❝I won't be wasting my life if it helps save someone else's.❞ Time is master of all things, each individual and their path. A singular person's existence is a miracle in itself. Don't let them lie to you, it isn't chance. It's fate. That bastard has favourites and won't rest until they get the happy ending they deserve. (Currently being Rewritten) ♧♧♧ (GEORGE WEASLEY/MALE OC) [PRE-PHILOSOPHER STONE― POST-DEATHLY HALLOWS] [PS-In Progress] [CoS-Not Started] [PoA-Not Started] [GoF-Not Started] [OotP-Not Started] [HBP-Not Started] [DH-Not Started] [PostDH-Not Started] I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER I only own the Kims' family and a few other secondary and minor characters. Credits to Harry Potter Musical Trilogy by StarKid Productions and Pottah Parodies by Chanwills0 for half the jokes in this book. DISCLAIMERS ― Mild Cursing and Violence.
CHARMING ━━ social media
━━ ❪ 𖠵 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❫ ❝𝙧𝙤𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙤𝙣!❞ ❝𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜❞ when y/n l/n, a third year at hogwarts, accidentally gets added into the golden trio group chat ‼️ CRINGY WRITING UNTIL CHAPTER 8 : HIGHLY REC YOU SKIP CHARMING & READ HEXING ‼️ #1 in shitpost [11/10/20] #1 in hermionegranger [24/10/20] © 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘Complete
Holiday At The Burrow
A holiday at the burrow with the Weasley's and the golden trio. You've fancied Ron for a while but after some drama something sparks between you and George. (George x Reader) Thank you guys so much for all the votes, comments, and reads. I love you all 🥰 have a good day/night/evening or whatever time it is for you.Complete
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 ! || harry potter x reader
❝ 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 (𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐝), 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧, 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ❞ ⎯ 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 | 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. ❝ I guess your wildest dreams have come true then, haven't they Potter? ❞ Harry grinned⎯it was a bright, pearly grin that she hadn't seen on his face in forever, and she thought that she could have just married him on the spot at that point. ❝ They have, indeed, ❞ he teased, and his lips swooped down upon hers in a kiss so fierce it left her dazed. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Battling Voldemort? Easy peasy. But battling oncoming feelings for your best friend of four years? That wasn't easy. And it took everything within Y/N Andilet to suppress those feelings. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Y/N Andilet lived a somewhat interesting life. Quarter-Veela, best friends with Harry Potter since their first year and living with a magizoologist father and baker mother, she expected her fourth year at Hogwarts School to be just like the last three - childlike, fun, and fighting some villainous force after their exams. But when she found herself with the symptoms of a textbook, schoolgirl crush, suddenly the year became all the more interesting. And so did the years after that. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. harry james potter x reader golden era; poa (coming soon) | gof | ootp | hbp | dh started ; 08/06/2023 finished ; 08/06/2025 @potterspixie 2025 *under editing ! warning: mature language and smut** **smut does not start until half-blood prince due to age ( I do not own the Harry Potter franchise ! )Complete
my first choice ~ ron weasley x reader
𝐇𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝝾𝘂𝘁 𝝾𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝝾𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝝾𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗹 𝘄𝝾𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝝾𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝐇𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝝾𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁. ･ﾟ:* *:･ 𝖠𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 5𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇.Complete
𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one
- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.Complete
(I HARDLY GET CHANCE TO WRITE ANYMORE SO IM SORRY IF THIS SEEMS A SHORT ONE!!) These are all just some random oneshots that I came up with on the spot :) If you have requests then please comment but there is no guarantee that I will complete them. (Btw they are all mostly smut 🤭) Enjoy!
More detailsContent Guidelines