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Pistachio Muffin X Dan Howell (NSFW)

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I warn you to just not read this. It was a 5AM mistake that never should have happened.
You may never want to eat a muffin again, either that or it will make you crave a muffin. But hopefully not in the way that Dan craves the muffin... 
I'm so very sorry about this disaster of a story. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I'll just go deactivate my life now byeAll Rights Reserved

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