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LOL fellow Wattpaders, here is riddhs123 bringing a fantastic joke book for all of you!!! Everyone is welcome! {none of these are mine but some may be mine I'll state that in the chapter itself} cover by @Frozen_Dreamz(ask her for covers of your book too, she's amazing+@Karman_xo she's amazing too!) BTW I would like to tell all of you that this book is not meant to offend any of you. It's only to bring a smile on your face and make your bad day bright. KEEP SMILING AND READING!!
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