The K-Mart Blues
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Ongoing11m
Last published Sun, Jan 15, 2012
In this world, there is no common sense! Join the gang on their first wild and crazy adventure of hilarious events! From blood raining from the sky to humming birds carrying away human beings, this story has got everything you can imagine and even some things you can't!
"Dude, you sure you don't have any eyes?" "Do you see an eyeball?" "My tear senses are tingling!" "Who the hell are you? Spiderman?" "I think he's a living paradox." "Screw this, I'm outta here." "I can't believe you sold me to a 92 year old man!" Oh dear, what have we gotten into?
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