Percy Jackson Jokes
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Percy Jackson Joke Book!
Hullo and welcome to Camp Meme Blood. I am your activities director, Moon, and before you ask any questions, no I'm not supposed to be in space right now.
I don't own any of these hilarious jokes though x3
Cover belongs to @basher_girl_
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