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TheMoonHuntress16

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Percy Jackson Joke Book!
Hullo and welcome to Camp Meme Blood. I am your activities director, Moon, and before you ask any questions, no I'm not supposed to be in space right now.
I don't own any of these hilarious jokes though x3
Cover belongs to @basher_girl_
Edit made me dieAll Rights Reserved

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Magic In the Air| The Lightning Thief Male Reader Insert by goodmorningvoid

"I hear the underworld is just swell this time of year." "Really?" "No." ________________________________________________ (Name) had a lot of questions regarding his life, more the way it was turning out. One, the Greek Gods are real? Two, what the fuck? Three, he's a demigod? Four, how the fuck does one steal a lightning bolt? Better question, why was he one of the people tasked to steal it back? ________________________________________________ "Maybe the real lightning bolt was the friends we made along the way?" "That being said, I'm going to kill him with friendship." "Gimme the sparky sparky boom stick." ________________________________________________ Disclaimer: Percy Jackson & the Olympians and any characters in the series do NOT belong to me! If they did, I would've given Percy a gun in the first book and let him go ham. Any original characters belong to me. You belong to yourself, but like you actually belong to me so...

Project Goddess || Percy Jackson x Reader by WritingGirl46

One day on Olympus, the gods agreed to test their powers and see what they could do. Which resulted in them creating a whole new goddess named (Y/n). (Y/n) must train and learn how to survive as an immortal goddess. But when the Fates arrive and tell the gods they have altered time in an negative way when creating (Y/n), they must send her to Camp Half Blood and live a life as a demigod without anything knowing she is a goddess. At Camp Half Blood she meets a certain demigod named Percy Jackson. [A/N] I wrote this when I was twelve, so I deeply apologize uhh this whole story is a mess [percy jackson x f!reader]

𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋!¹ p. jackson by espressomysh

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ ethereal ❝ how can you say that you love someone you can't tell is dyin? ❞ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 the son of poseidon completely wrecks a particular girl's peace, inherently building a bond so strong that it could either be the key to unravelling a tragic curse, or bring about the downfall of not only their love, but also their existence． [percy jackson x oc] [book one out of two in the celestial series] [an original espressomysh fanfiction] [book-based fanfiction] [the layout, original plot, and original characters (such as estelle and arianna) all belong to me] [based off of the book series 'percy jackson and the olympians' by rick riordan]

When the Sun Meets the Sea by Dotzilaa

Rated #1 in fempercy 6/26/18 Please do not ask for a sequel. Thank you. Apollo comes to camp to train the campers for an archery competition. Percy is spending the summer at camp. What will happen when they bump into each other? What will happen to them when a new, powerful enemy comes into play? •I don't own PJO or HOO •Fem!Percy and she's bisexual and twenty •Annabeth died in Tartarus. •I would also like to add that this isn't meant to be me switching one gender to make it not gay I just really wanted to write a Fem!Percy fic and a fic where percy and Apollo got together so I thought why not mash them together?

Just Half the Year (A Percabeth Fanfiction) by brexna

This is just a little thing I've wanted to do for a while- write a Percabeth fan fiction. So this is basically during The Mark Of Athena, and The House Of Hades, Percy and Annabeth are starting school and leaving the safety of Camp Half-Blood. Annabeth has to deal with her school, and has to be the perfect Demigod child so she can Go to Percy's school next semester. Yes, beware this Fanfic contains spoilers! I highly suggest you read PJO and HOO before you start this. And all Quotes that may be in here from the actual books belong to Rick Riordon! Enjoy! ❤️ (New cover!)

Never Be (Percabeth AU)✔️ by bellaschneeb

. ~•~ . We'll never be as young as we are now It's time to leave this old black and white town Let's seize the day Let's run away Don't let the colors fade to grey We'll never be as young as we are now. ~•~ Annabeth Chase is headstrong and impulsive. She always fights for what she believes is right. Percy Jackson has always been an outcast. He's the quiet, brooding kid in the back of the class. These two are at each other's throats half the time. But what happens when they open up? Will they fit their broken pieces together? Or will they burry them deeper, pushing each other away? DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the PJO or HOO characters. They all belong to Rick Riordan. This is a Percabeth Alternate Universe, meaning they ARE NOT DEMIGODS. Also I do not own this cover picture, all rights go to the owner. Yeah. I also do not own any songs mentioned in this book unless I say otherwise. WARNING: this story contains strong language and mature content. It also contains mentions of bullying and abuse. None are meant to offend anyone. Theme song: Never Be by 5 Seconds of Summer FINISHED: 12/3/18

𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 ― p. jackson ² ✓ by -JASONSGRACE

and now he's dear, and so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before. [ percy jackson x original character ] [ book two in the belle series ] [ the last olympian ] [ bonus: the demigod diaries - the staff of hermes ] STATUS: COMPLETED [ STARTED: november 17th, 2020 ] [ FINISHED: january 5th, 2021 ] [ 100k reads - 7/1/23 ] cover by @bruisedwounds. © -JASONSGRACE 2020

I was reincarnated into Percy Jackson and the Olympians by KingCl0udyyy

Look... I never asked to be a demigod. Okay maybe that's not entirely true but I never asked to die. Well that is also not true let me restart. Hi I'm Y/n L/n and I died. Wild right? I won't go into details on how I died or what my life was like, all I will say is I was reborn a demigod. Now my life is getting a whole lot crazier. The Lightning Thief: complete ✔️ Sea of Monsters: complete ✔️ The Titans Curse: in progress ✍️

Bella Cooper and the Half-Bloods (Percy Jackson Fanfic) by Reverie_98

*COMPLETED-25K+ WORDS* Bella Cooper is defiant and strong, even when her modernized finishing school for girls tries to rip her opinionated personality from her. However, dealing with prissy rich girls and 'feminine manners' are the least of her worries. Recently, she's come face to face with crazy weird monsters and learned about some new Greek family that has some on-going drama which, unfortunately, she is now part of. Luckily, Camp Half-Blood is a place where kids can learn about their new powers and abilities, and explore their history safely. Sounds perfect, and the only thing Bella needs is to be a demi-god! Well, she doesn't meet that criterion either. Now she's only got three days to fix her broken family, learn how to have normal teenage relationships, and tell the truth about her Greek Underworld parent. Let's hope that's enough time. (HEADS UP: this was entirely for fun, please keep that in mind!This is a fanfiction set in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians world created by Rick Riordan. It doesn't include any lore from Trials of Apollo or Heros of Olympus. I do not claim to own any of the characters created by Rick Riordan, including Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, or Nico di Angelo. I have taken creative license regarding the facts about the Greek mythological creatures mentioned, so don't take them for fact! The same can be said for my use of witchcraft. Not all my information is accurate as I used it for story-telling purposes. Feel free to use my story however you like, but please ask and link me in whatever works you publish with my content in them. The cover art is an altered photo from a reference photo site online. Let me know if you would like a direct link to the photo. Enjoy!)

Demigodly Torture: Percy Jackson Truth or Dare [COMPLETED] by BeyondInsanity_

Look, I didn't want to play Truth or Dare. It gets you humiliated in embarrassing, awkward ways. Like kissing a god or having a female-Ariel look. And some really cringe-worthy stuff. So, if you are REALLY interested in my tale, open this book and read it, I DARE YOU. This is the old and immature book, the mature and professional with my improved writing skills is called the same thing, but has 'REWRITTEN' on it. This is BOOK 1 in the trilogy, of which I still need a name for. PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? There is a request column at the end if this book where you can request truths or dares for a person. More info at that chapter! CHECK THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING AS IT IS JUMBLED UP. I would like to thank: @ WrittenInMyDarkHeart for her review! AND @Crazy_fangirl_101 for the totally AmaZHANG cover! [COMPLETED] [EDITED COMPLETED] WARNING: VERY IMMATURE CONTENT. READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND APPRECIATE HUMOR. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN. First published: 3 May, 2014 Last updated: 11 January, 2016 This story was written two freaking years ago, so it could be slightly childish... Wow, this is one long description. Also, the inspiration for this story goes to @PurpleCat02. :P, if you are reading this, Kat ;)

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When the Sun Meets the Sea cover

Just Half the Year (A Percabeth Fanfiction) cover

Never Be (Percabeth AU)✔️ cover

𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 ― p. jackson ² ✓ cover

I was reincarnated into Percy Jackson and the Olympians cover

Bella Cooper and the Half-Bloods (Percy Jackson Fanfic) cover

Demigodly Torture: Percy Jackson Truth or Dare [COMPLETED] cover

Magic In the Air| The Lightning Thief Male Reader Insert

"I hear the underworld is just swell this time of year." "Really?" "No." (Name) had a lot of questions regarding his life, more the way it was turning out. One, the Greek Gods are real? Two, what the fuck? Three, he's a demigod? Four, how the fuck does one steal a lightning bolt? Better question, why was he one of the people tasked to steal it back? "Maybe the real lightning bolt was the friends we made along the way?" "That being said, I'm going to kill him with friendship." "Gimme the sparky sparky boom stick." Disclaimer: Percy Jackson & the Olympians and any characters in the series do NOT belong to me! If they did, I would've given Percy a gun in the first book and let him go ham. Any original characters belong to me. You belong to yourself, but like you actually belong to me so...