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Percy Jackson Joke Book!
Hullo and welcome to Camp Meme Blood. I am your activities director, Moon, and before you ask any questions, no I'm not supposed to be in space right now.
I don't own any of these hilarious jokes though x3
Cover belongs to @basher_girl_
Edit made me dieAll Rights Reserved

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𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 ― p. jackson ² ✓ by -JASONSGRACE

and now he's dear, and so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before. [ percy jackson x original character ] [ book two in the belle series ] [ the last olympian ] [ bonus: the demigod diaries - the staff of hermes ] STATUS: COMPLETED [ STARTED: november 17th, 2020 ] [ FINISHED: january 5th, 2021 ] [ 100k reads - 7/1/23 ] cover by @bruisedwounds. © -JASONSGRACE 2020

Just Half the Year (A Percabeth Fanfiction) by brexna

This is just a little thing I've wanted to do for a while- write a Percabeth fan fiction. So this is basically during The Mark Of Athena, and The House Of Hades, Percy and Annabeth are starting school and leaving the safety of Camp Half-Blood. Annabeth has to deal with her school, and has to be the perfect Demigod child so she can Go to Percy's school next semester. Yes, beware this Fanfic contains spoilers! I highly suggest you read PJO and HOO before you start this. And all Quotes that may be in here from the actual books belong to Rick Riordon! Enjoy! ❤️ (New cover!)

Demigodly Torture: Percy Jackson Truth or Dare [COMPLETED] by BeyondInsanity_

Look, I didn't want to play Truth or Dare. It gets you humiliated in embarrassing, awkward ways. Like kissing a god or having a female-Ariel look. And some really cringe-worthy stuff. So, if you are REALLY interested in my tale, open this book and read it, I DARE YOU. This is the old and immature book, the mature and professional with my improved writing skills is called the same thing, but has 'REWRITTEN' on it. This is BOOK 1 in the trilogy, of which I still need a name for. PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? There is a request column at the end if this book where you can request truths or dares for a person. More info at that chapter! CHECK THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING AS IT IS JUMBLED UP. I would like to thank: @ WrittenInMyDarkHeart for her review! AND @Crazy_fangirl_101 for the totally AmaZHANG cover! [COMPLETED] [EDITED COMPLETED] WARNING: VERY IMMATURE CONTENT. READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND APPRECIATE HUMOR. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN. First published: 3 May, 2014 Last updated: 11 January, 2016 This story was written two freaking years ago, so it could be slightly childish... Wow, this is one long description. Also, the inspiration for this story goes to @PurpleCat02. :P, if you are reading this, Kat ;)

Bella Cooper and the Half-Bloods (Percy Jackson Fanfic) by Reverie_98

*COMPLETED-25K+ WORDS* Bella Cooper is defiant and strong, even when her modernized finishing school for girls tries to rip her opinionated personality from her. However, dealing with prissy rich girls and 'feminine manners' are the least of her worries. Recently, she's come face to face with crazy weird monsters and learned about some new Greek family that has some on-going drama which, unfortunately, she is now part of. Luckily, Camp Half-Blood is a place where kids can learn about their new powers and abilities, and explore their history safely. Sounds perfect, and the only thing Bella needs is to be a demi-god! Well, she doesn't meet that criterion either. Now she's only got three days to fix her broken family, learn how to have normal teenage relationships, and tell the truth about her Greek Underworld parent. Let's hope that's enough time. (HEADS UP: this was entirely for fun, please keep that in mind!This is a fanfiction set in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians world created by Rick Riordan. It doesn't include any lore from Trials of Apollo or Heros of Olympus. I do not claim to own any of the characters created by Rick Riordan, including Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, or Nico di Angelo. I have taken creative license regarding the facts about the Greek mythological creatures mentioned, so don't take them for fact! The same can be said for my use of witchcraft. Not all my information is accurate as I used it for story-telling purposes. Feel free to use my story however you like, but please ask and link me in whatever works you publish with my content in them. The cover art is an altered photo from a reference photo site online. Let me know if you would like a direct link to the photo. Enjoy!)

𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔲𝔰 by angeliz_06

*after the third book of TOA so SPOILERS* Percy Jackson is no stranger to tragedy. He has lost so many people and has sacrificed so much ever since he found out he was a demigod. Now, a tragedy shakes Percy to his core and causes him to question his blind loyalty to the Olympians - who have done nothing for him. Then someone shows up and offers him a way out. A way to avenge all of his friends who are dead because of the gods' carelessness. With a war brewing, Percy must figure out what side he is on. Because there is no going back. ~ First novel so grammar and writing might be a little special ~ Edit: V e r y special, you have been warned, save yourself while you can Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters mentioned in the book (besides a few random side characters I made up spontaneously). They are all part of Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson franchise. do not read this. I wrote this when I was really little and just... no. save yourself before it's too late. Highest ranks - #1 pjohoo #1 darkpercy #23 camphalfblood #1 Perseus #6 percyjacksonandtheolympians #4 pjofandom

The Wave to Recovery (pjoxyj) by hunter_starr

Persephone 'Percy' Jackson leaves camp after her love was killed. After the war, she fell into a habit of sleeping, eating, training, sex, and repeat. Using anything she could to distract herself, as well as hiding behind an impenetrable wall of humor was not healthy. But she doesn't care. After letting Batman kidnap her- yes letting- she meets the Young Justice League. As a suspected terrorist with possible powers, the young team of heroes are ordered to watch over her until further evidence could be found. But the longer they spend time with her, the more they don't believe the accusation. What happens when she meets someone new who catches her eye? What if she joins the team in hopes of healing her damaged soul? What happens when the team encounter people who Percy has managed to piss off during her months after the war? Read and join the journey paved with Percy's sarcastic comments and badass actions. *Disclaimer* I don't own any characters in the story, nor any pictures. The only thing that's mine is the slightly crazy and untamable plot. :)

𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 || 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘹 𝘰𝘤 by valiantvenuss

𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙤𝙙. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭-𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺?-𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘮'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤? 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. {percy jackson x fem!oc} {following the book!!} {act one / book 1 - DONE! act two / book 2 - IN DEVELOPMENT act three / book 3 - NOT STARTED act four / book 4 - NOT STARTED act five / book 5 - NOT STARTED} {publichingdate: dec 20th, 23} {enddate: tbd} {best rank(s): 4 in 'hecate' as of 12/11/24 2 in 'idkwhatimdoing' as of 01/02/25}

Project Goddess || Percy Jackson x Reader by WritingGirl46

One day on Olympus, the gods agreed to test their powers and see what they could do. Which resulted in them creating a whole new goddess named (Y/n). (Y/n) must train and learn how to survive as an immortal goddess. But when the Fates arrive and tell the gods they have altered time in an negative way when creating (Y/n), they must send her to Camp Half Blood and live a life as a demigod without anything knowing she is a goddess. At Camp Half Blood she meets a certain demigod named Percy Jackson. [A/N] I wrote this when I was twelve, so I deeply apologize uhh this whole story is a mess [percy jackson x f!reader]

Reborn In Percy Jackson World! Sea of Monster by hanaichi19

This is my second year in camp half blood and I hoped everything stay the same as the book. But, of course it is not. My involvement from last year quest began to change the story line into something more convoluted and darker. I got involved much deeper this time and my mysterious existence began to unravel little by little. This time I had to choose again, to save the world or to destroy it. And her sudden arrival only made everything complicated. Last thing a new enemy emerged (and I have the sudden urge to burn that movie to the ground, because he remind me of her) I just hope, in the end I can choose the right thing.

Magic In the Air| The Lightning Thief Male Reader Insert by goodmorningvoid

"I hear the underworld is just swell this time of year." "Really?" "No." ________________________________________________ (Name) had a lot of questions regarding his life, more the way it was turning out. One, the Greek Gods are real? Two, what the fuck? Three, he's a demigod? Four, how the fuck does one steal a lightning bolt? Better question, why was he one of the people tasked to steal it back? ________________________________________________ "Maybe the real lightning bolt was the friends we made along the way?" "That being said, I'm going to kill him with friendship." "Gimme the sparky sparky boom stick." ________________________________________________ Disclaimer: Percy Jackson & the Olympians and any characters in the series do NOT belong to me! If they did, I would've given Percy a gun in the first book and let him go ham. Any original characters belong to me. You belong to yourself, but like you actually belong to me so...

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𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 ― p. jackson ² ✓ cover

Just Half the Year (A Percabeth Fanfiction) cover

Demigodly Torture: Percy Jackson Truth or Dare [COMPLETED] cover

Bella Cooper and the Half-Bloods (Percy Jackson Fanfic) cover

The Wave to Recovery (pjoxyj) cover

𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 || 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘹 𝘰𝘤 cover

Project Goddess || Percy Jackson x Reader cover

Reborn In Percy Jackson World! Sea of Monster cover

Magic In the Air| The Lightning Thief Male Reader Insert cover

𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 ― p. jackson ² ✓

and now he's dear, and so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before. [ percy jackson x original character ] [ book two in the belle series ] [ the last olympian ] [ bonus: the demigod diaries - the staff of hermes ] STATUS: COMPLETED [ STARTED: november 17th, 2020 ] [ FINISHED: january 5th, 2021 ] [ 100k reads - 7/1/23 ] cover by @bruisedwounds. © -JASONSGRACE 2020