Red Balloon Man| Dan Howell | A dark!Dan fic

RATING: M

T/W: Insanity, Murder, Blood, Morbidity, Suicide, GRAPHIC MURDER, ETC...

WORDS: 1400K

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This was inspired by the Christmas Shopper Simulator 2 video when dan was talking about the red balloons on everyone being dark and the escalator "accident" in the game. I know it's unrealistic, but it was Sooooo much fun to write! Phil is sadly not in this one, nor is it phan... Sorry. It's just Dan. Don't hate me. Plz.
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Dan Howell is a murderer. Sure, he kills people the same way, everyone else does, but he does something different. Instead of writing his signature (RBM) in the blood or etching it in the body, he ties a red balloon to each victim. The scene after the cops get there is always dark and gruesome. The cops know it's him, but the last squad that tried to kill him ended up like the others. With a red balloon on their wrist.