Self-Deprecating, Underrated, Medicated Me

There is this website I happened to come across called "The Oratory Laboratory". I was basically a Mad Libs speech generator. Although the concept of it is quite original, I thought the idea of someone else writing your speech was a bit inauthentic. I did it anyway, because fuck logic.
I didn't even write this for the Wattpact.
However, the questionnaire where they asked me what I wanted to include in my speech yielded results I did not foresee, and I managed to forgo the entire speech submission and use my answers for this. Happy reading.