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Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!

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Reads 867
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Parts 25
Time 2h 5m

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"Warthogpox High School was the worst school in the city of Wyvernwing, and Harry Hames Moffer was its most infamous student."
  
With this quote, the Harry Potter series gets a much-needed kick in the pants with this spoof. In this story, Harry Moffer is a 14-year-old loser who gets an invitation to attend the worst high school in the state of Pennsylvania. But when he gets to Warthogpox High School, he discovers that he is mistaken for a boy wizard in an unpopular children's book series. He joins Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer in an unepic quest to find out who wrote the series and put an end to the planned Hollyword movie!
  
Plus, the Grim Trio must stop a crazy person from getting to the Magcian's Crystal before the school is doomed.All Rights Reserved

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