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"Hello?"
"Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?"
"Uh-"
"Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?"
"Um perso-"
"Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?"
"I dont kno-"
"If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?"
"Hey-"
"Does a postman deliver his own mail?"
"MYSTERY PERSON!"
"Yes?"
"I don't know the answers to your stupid questions."
"Okay then, how's life?"
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