The Genius Guide to Giving Good names

The Genius Guide to Giving Good names

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After analysing so many books, stories and pieces of literature I have come to a conclusion that the right name can be a difference between an amazing piece of work or a total piece of shit. As I'm writing this I am looking outside of the window and seeing two adorable birds acting all coupley, and I don't know why I'm writing that or why it caught my attention but I can't help myself they're too unusual.... Anyway, back to my writing. I can give you, reader, advice on how to give perfect names for so many different kinds of situations, stories, and characters... although my weakness is remembering names, but that doesn't matter because I'm really good at giving names. One of the birds just flew off. The other one did a shit. But you didn't need to know that did you? Huh?
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