Possessive

Short story

First Law:
Do not touch Naruto Uzumaki, unless you have a death wish.

Who is Naruto Uzumaki? Well he is sunshine in human form. Bright blonde hair, untamable blue eyes that reflect the ocean, sun kissed skin, and the world's brightest smile. Naruto Uzumaki is an ever positive person, and he belongs strictly to Sasuke Uchiha. This leads into the second law.

Second Law:
Do not interrupt dobe time. EVER!

What is dobe time? Simple, any time Sasuke spends with Naruto. If Sasuke is not at work, engaged in work related activities, or with his brother and he is alone with Naruto it is dobe time. This means it is the time Sasuke spends exclusively with Naruto, interrupting means certain death!

Third Law:
Do not take Naruto from Sasuke! This is just plain suicide!

Now this means several different things. It means to not physically take Naruto from Sasuke's side, as in dragging him away. It means to not take Naruto's attention from Sasuke. It also means to not attempt to seduce the blonde away from Sasuke. All results in a visit with a coffin and undertaker. This is also the only law that pertains to things that at aren't living. Anything that distracts Naruto from Sasuke is subject to punishment, or purchase.

Fourth Law:
Don't insult Naruto in front of Sasuke, or in a way Sasuke may find out.

This will lead to damage being done to your life. If you insult Naruto in front of Sasuke you are guaranteed to have the Uchiha glare directed at you in the very least! Insult Naruto away from Sasuke and have Sasuke find out about it, he will hunt you down. Both situations will end in him tearing into you and destroying what semblance of peace you have. This leads to the next law.

Fifth Law:
DO NOT HURT NARUTO!!!