The Legendary Lady's Man
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Meet Barney Stinson, a many of many talents, one of those being the power to seduce any woman he pleases. But one day, something changes. Let's say the man we all know and love has fallen IN love. For a man like Barney, this is quite a crisis. He can't have feelings, feelings are disgusting! So, he embarks on a quest to rid of these feelings once and for all! Will he succeed, or fall into a dark pit of relationships and corney jokes?
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