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Please Do Not Eat the Edible Reaper

AwkwardDraconian

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Reads 47
Votes 6
Parts 4
Time 52m

AwkwardDraconian

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Monday wasn't sure what to make of Elba Atherton. Elba always seemed to be three steps behind him, never far yet never confident enough to come any closer. It annoyed Monday that the other boy always tried to look in one of his various notebooks when he thought Monday wasn't paying attention, and worst of all, he always smelled like baked goods. It always made Monday want cake and yet Elba never brought any. So what would happen if Monday were to try to get an answer out of his equally socially awkward companion?

Monday's solution is to befriend Elba while simultaneously trying to answer the questions constantly nagging his mind. It's enough to drive even Monday's undead pet wild. 

(Companion story to October Chills)All Rights Reserved

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