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ARE YOU KITTEN ME?

HaveAPureSuicide

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Reads 92
Votes 8
Parts 3
Time 8m

HaveAPureSuicide

anime black-butler dark humour xreader

Pun entirely intended and you'll find why I used that pun later on lol
Anyway this is a Sebastian Michealis x reader 

You:You kitten me?!
Nope I'm not kitten you.
You:Yay! Sebby!/bassy!
*Facepalms* we have Grell here and then the mysterious Author chan now shall go watch more CDawgVa videos. Btw if you haven't seen his YouTube channel I highly recommend that you do. he's really good at voice acting anime charecters.All Rights Reserved

anime black-butler dark humour xreader

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"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

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Black and White; A Forbidden Love by Scarletanimeriver

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