Dear Diary, Today You Won't Believe What Crazy Shit That Happened Today

Once upon a time... Scratch that introduction. There once was a princess... No, No, No this is ALL wrong. I really suck at telling stories, don't I. Well, I guess I'll tell the story how it is. I was named Olympia by my father in hopes of good fortune from the gods and redemption. Sleeping with my mother is a big NO and usually resorts in chaos. So in reality, well, I am now cursed. The gods think I, a puny mortal, was named to spite them and hate me a little more than they would normally. While my mother, who would undoubtedly never recognize me without my name, now considers me a traitor. Sleeping with my mother is a big NO and usually resorts in chaos. I'm royally screwed.