Dear Dumbass, You, my friend, are in a coma. And because of this, I forced myself to live in a world where you I don't see you crashing into dog shit. So I read this out loud to hope you'll wake up, and call you Dumbass one more time. Sincerely, Axle (Based On True Events) ------------ Mentor: @LiteraryAesthetics Check out Ash's stories and rants for more details! Book Cover By: @leaving_forever DID ANY AMAZING JOB!