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MINE | LEVI ❀
↳𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ࿔*:･ ━━━ 𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑖 𝐴𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟✔︎ ❝𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔?❞ WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS I have written one Levi x Reader before, but I don't like it and the timing was messed up. This is my second attempt I think it will turn out a lot better than the last. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ I do not own any characters and I do not own the image used for the cover!!!!Concluída
SEDUCTIVELY Dangerous | Eren Yeager x Reader
"i get everything, be it a dancing slut or the innocence of an angel." Eren Yeager, the biggest mafia leader also has a lot of enemies and enviers behind his back. And sometimes he is very possessive. Eren also takes everything he wants. And he gets it, no matter what he has to do for it. "what does all this do for you?" "it satisfies me." -Smut/lemon!!!🍋 -vulgar language -injuries/drugs/alcohol -nsfw -SA X READER Modern Mafia AU All rights reserved PAUSED|! #8 erenxreader #16 erenyeagerConcluída
A Witch's Spell | 𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
✦ 𝘈𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳-𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩-𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺'𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵. 𝘈𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴, 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶?
𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝖎𝖓 𝖄𝖔𝖚| Eren Jaeger x fem Reader
(NSFW warning and trigger warning!) "ℑ'𝔳𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢. 𝔖𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔰. ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫." Eren was given a second chance at life, whether he wanted it or not, stuck in a world completely foreign to him. A young woman takes him in. With her help, Eren battles his guilt, trauma and mental illness. Despite all his intrusive thoughts, he'll live for Mikasa, Armin, and his mother and find the freedom he had been searching for his entire life. "𝔉𝔲𝔠𝔨. ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲" "𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬." ⚠️manga spoilers, this takes place after the end of AOT. (In this, Eren has nothing but sibling love for Mikasa.) dark subjects ahead! Tw: drug use, mental health issues including PTSD, BPD, Depression, trauma, self mutilation, and suicidality. Also contains heavy smutt scenes⚠️
knuckle velvet | eren jaeger
"i don't want to feel sick without you." "you were already sick without me." You enroll last minute in Paradis University with hopes of putting your old life in Marley behind you, only to cross paths with the one and only Eren Jaeger, who's being pulled under by his own demons. Can you learn to handle the overwhelming lust and loathing you feel towards each other while discovering something that could possibly ruin and bring to light everything you worked towards hiding? Or will the cycle keep repeating in circles? info/warnings- all characters belong to Hajime Isayama. college AU, modern world, drug use, overdosing, sexual content, violence, stalking, guns, knifes, near death experiences, mental illnesses, domestic violence, abusive behavior, toxic relationships, sexual abuse, and suicidal actions/ ideations. please read at your own discretion.
the sweetest revenge (eren x reader)
COVER ART CREDS; redwarrior3 on tumblr :) In modern Paradis, you've joined the survey corps three months ago, and thought you've met everyone, until you stumble across ex titan shifter Eren Jaeger, who you've never seen before now. When you come to figure out that the girl he's in love with just so happens to be dating the boy you've been in love with for months, you both agree on an elaborate scheme to get revenge by pretending to date each other to make them jealous. As you spend more time with him, things slowly start unraveling for the worst. But is it really revenge you're both after? Or...is there something more? NOTE #1; i do not own any characters in Attack on Titan, the only thing i own is this plot. All rights to the characters & settings in this story go to Hajime Isayama. NOTE #2: this isn't really an enemies to lovers ff, but Eren is kind of an asshole throughout the story. but i promise he gets better. also, I've made the chapters quite long instead of splitting them up into shorter chapters, so sorry about the long reads lol. also also, the reader is presented as female, just for a head's up:) CONTENT WARNING: this fanfic contains smut, alcohol & drug (weed) consumption, obviously coarse language, talks of self harm, suicide, anxiety and depression, more graphic kinks (such as knife play, bondage, blood play), and overall is meant for a mature audience. I'll stop rambling now, enjoy! Also, please don't be afraid to give any sort of criticism in the comments, I'd love to hear what you think of it so far or what you would like to see :) cool rankings I've gotten; (feb 9th 2022 ) #2 in erenxreader #42 in erenjaeger #77 in eren #4 in erenfanfic #15 in erenfanfic #90 in erenjaeger #1 in erenjaegerfanfic (feb 12th 2022) #1 in erenfanfic #1 in erenjaegerfanfic #90 in shingekinokyojin #21 in sashabraus #34 in snkxreader #27 in jeankirstein (feb 13th 2022) #3 in attackontitan #1 in erenfanficConcluída
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 ⇢ 𝐄. 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫
↣ 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫? ⇢︎ 𝖥𝖾𝗆 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ⇢︎ 𝖲𝗆𝗎𝗍 𝖶𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 ⇢︎ 𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍 ↣ 𝖨 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝗍𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝖧𝖠𝖨𝖩𝖨𝖬𝖤 𝖨𝖲𝖠𝖸𝖠𝖬𝖠, 𝖨 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾.Concluída
captain, oh captain || levi ackerman x reader oneshots
one shots of our favorite 5'2 janitor with a middle part 😌 ||mix of fluff and angst, i have lots of ideas so enjoy i do not own any of the attack on titan characters
↳𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ࿔*:･ ━━━ 𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑖 𝐴𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟✔︎ ❝𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔?❞ WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS I have written one Levi x Reader before, but I don't like it and the timing was messed up. This is my second attempt I think it will turn out a lot better than the last. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ I do not own any characters and I do not own the image used for the cover!!!!
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