Anime puns and pickup lines {On hold}
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Huling na-publish Sun, Mar 12, 2017
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𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 * 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑖
*♡∞:｡.｡ ｡.｡:∞♡* "𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦?" "𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦." reader based & college A/U. HIGHEST RATING #1 IN ERENXREADER DO NOT REUPLOAD NOR STEAL/REPLICATE THIS WORK AS IT IS COPYRIGHTED.Kumpleto
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(NSFW warning and trigger warning!) "ℑ'𝔳𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔰𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢. 𝔖𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔰. ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫." Eren was given a second chance at life, whether he wanted it or not, stuck in a world completely foreign to him. A young woman takes him in. With her help, Eren battles his guilt, trauma and mental illness. Despite all his intrusive thoughts, he'll live for Mikasa, Armin, and his mother and find the freedom he had been searching for his entire life. "𝔉𝔲𝔠𝔨. ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲" "𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬." ⚠️manga spoilers, this takes place after the end of AOT. (In this, Eren has nothing but sibling love for Mikasa.) dark subjects ahead! Tw: drug use, mental health issues including PTSD, BPD, Depression, trauma, self mutilation, and suicidality. Also contains heavy smutt scenes⚠️
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"i get everything, be it a dancing slut or the innocence of an angel." Eren Yeager, the biggest mafia leader also has a lot of enemies and enviers behind his back. And sometimes he is very possessive. Eren also takes everything he wants. And he gets it, no matter what he has to do for it. "what does all this do for you?" "it satisfies me." -Smut/lemon!!!🍋 -vulgar language -injuries/drugs/alcohol -nsfw -SA X READER Modern Mafia AU All rights reserved PAUSED|! #8 erenxreader #16 erenyeagerKumpleto
A Witch's Spell | 𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
✦ 𝘈𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳-𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩-𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺'𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵. 𝘈𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴, 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶?
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*♡∞:｡.｡ ｡.｡:∞♡* "𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦?" "𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺 𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦." reader based & college A/U. HIGHEST RATING #1 IN ERENXREADER DO NOT REUPLOAD NOR STEAL/REPLICATE THIS WORK AS IT IS COPYRIGHTED.
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