I Don't Understand

I was a cool science teacher, full stop.
Sure I Facebook stalk my current crush( Senior Lorez, Spanish teacher) and have nice fun slaughtering dreams(of Elizabeth my childhood nemesis) but that doesn't mean I'm not cool!
WAKE UP! I will tell you how I lost my icy coolness.
It all happened when I got my acceptance letter as a science teacher in a small town in Edinburgh -names of towns are not important- at a public girl school.
Me being as exited as I was, didn't bother with doing a little background info as Tony recommended it for me.
Turns out 75 % students are delinquent, while the others are not normal-serially not normal like they are in groups were they sacrifice animals or maybe people.
Well they're no St Trinians (thank F@$+ for that) but not only were their lives dedication intended on me losing my cool but also winning the war.
The cliques war.
Which is something I have to stop as their guidance counselor.
Yeah, don't lie on your application form, ever. Or this happens.
You still awake?
No? Detention!
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