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This was written by a stressed, tired me, at 10:40 pm, on November 7th, 2016. This is in no way meant to attack any potential reader's political beliefs, but is merely a mild-mannered attempt at humor and release of extreme stress regarding....

The United States 2016 Presidential Election. 

I do not currently know the outcome of this election, but this is just a comedic take on what may happen if Donald Trump is elected president. This is all wild speculation on my part, and was not intended to sway anyone's previously existing political opinions. 



That about covers it. 


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